Jokes of fear for children

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Laughter is necessary and very beneficial for children, both physically and psychologically. Laughter releases endorphins and serotonin, closely linked with the feeling of well-being and happiness. It makes your child feel good and improves their self-esteem. As if that were not enough, it helps to exercise the jaw and the muscles of the abdomen, strengthens the heart and releases tension.

We offer you a series of ideal jokes for Halloween or any time you want to have a scary time. They are jokes of ghosts, mummies, vampires, witches ... do you dare? You will see what fun!

10 short scary jokes for children

1. Two flying vamps cross ...

- What's your name?

- Vampi.

- Vampi what?

- Vampi Rito. And you?

- Otto.

- Otto what?

- Otto Vampirito.

2. What does Dracula do with a tractor at night ?: Sow panic.

3. A vampire with a mouth full of blood asks another:

- Where did you find that rich blood?

- Do you see that concrete wall that is there?

- Yes!

- Well, I did not see it!

4. - I am afraid of that sport of swords.

- Fencing?

- No, no, it's more fear.

5. Why skeletons do not like rainy days? Because they are shattered to the bone.

6. - Mom, mom, at school they call me a witch!

- What have you done, daughter? Pues - Well, nothing, I grabbed my broom and left.

7. Sophia, a six-year-old girl, enters The House of Terror at an amusement park. The girl enters a dark room, where she sees a coffin. From him comes a man disguised as a vampire and asks:

- uuuuuh ... Do I fear you?

Sofia looks at him and replies:

- No, thanks, I already have a lot. Se 8. Count Dracula was very busy one night repairing his coffin and shouted:

- Igor!

- Tell me sir, - answered Igor.

- Hand me the screwdriver.

In a while Igor arrived with the order and Dracula shouted:

- Aaayyggh, The cross not, idiot!

9. What is the height of a vampire? - None because vampires do not have high if not fangs ...

10. - Dad, dad, are there ghosts at home?

- No, son.

- However, Vladimir the gardener says yes.

- We're leaving home.

- Why dad?

- Because we do not have a gardener!